Only in Naija!
- Every toothpaste is refered to as MACLEAN.
I mean why should we have to know the name of all the macleans there is, we already have enough to worry about. 😂
- Show a naijan any noodle in the world he will call it INDOMIE, thats the only noodle (indomie) we know.
Thats how we are! 😂
- SHELTOX is what we say when we want to say “insecticide”.
We have no choice.😂
- We hit the microphone three times and say “Can you hear me? “Testing, Testing, Testing!” Before giving a speech.
Excuse us, we didnt invent the magic thing.😂
- We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there?”.
- We steal your belongings and help you look for them.
but ofcourse you wont find it. If you do you won’t suspect us!😂
- After withdrawing money from the ATM, we count it again.
We are just like that, we double check, we make sure!😂
- When NEPA takes light, we go out and check other houses to see if its all the area or just our house.
- We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card. The “Dont Waste” Mentality. Thats just how we are!
- We buy a thing and dont check the instruction manual because we can always ask neighbors how it’s used.
Why read all that boring stuff when the person next door knows.
- We lock the car then try to open it 2 times just to make sure we locked it.
- Naijans turn off the volume of their tv sets just to smell what’s burning. As if the sound will disturb the smell. 😂
Its in Our Blood!.
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